they paved paradise, and put up a parking lot

“Enchantée,” Jaskier crooned, pulling a smile on his face that looked painful. Or at least, it would be if Yen attempted it. “The great Yennefer of Vengerberg. I’ve heard so much about you.”

“I wish I could say the same,” Yen replied. “But I’m afraid until moments ago I was under the impression that you were a woman.”

She hadn’t given Geralt the pointed glare, but it seemed that he was not above that. It wasn’t wholly unexpected that Geralt may… cross the stream, as it were. There had certainly been signs.

And she wasn’t going to be a bitch about it. Well, no more than usual. But really, what kind of self-respecting young man went by “buttercup”?

Yen is Geralt's ex-wife and every two weeks, they exchange their daughter, Ciri. (Usually in a McDonald's parking lot.) And that would be fine! But Geralt has a new boyfriend, Jaskier, and neither can stop goading each other.