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Summary
It's probably impossible to secretly date the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, but Grace Speaker figures she'll give it a shot anyway. Each chapter is based on a song and a year in their relationship - the awkward exes, awkward coworkers, fights, assassinations, sex and baking.Don't pretend you're not curious.
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