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Summary
“How can you possibly be so irredeemably stupid? Seriously, have I gotten all of the braincells in this family or what happened?!”“Fuck off and go back to your perfect life! I'm sure your Husband and kid already miss you.”“For god’s sake! How can you not connect the dots?”“Maybe I'm just oh soooooo stupid that you have to tell me, Assface.”“You two had a one-night stand 12 years ago. The kid is 11. Do the math yourself! I'm sure you’re at least capable of that!”“..... What?”AKA: Miscommunication leads to a confusing family tree. Featuring: Remus the sad idiot, Virgil the angry idiot, Roman the best friend in the world who wouldn't trade this life for anything but is still angry, Janus the other best friend who is the sole reason that Remus isn't dead or in prison yet and various supporting characters
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