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Summary
Written for Merry's "Don't Ask Me Why" Challenge (aka The Chris Challenge.)
Now you're in trouble, maybe she's an intellectual
What if she figures out you're not very smart
Or maybe she's the quiet type who's into heavy metal
Boy, you've got to get it settled cause she's breaking your heart.
- Billy Joel, "Modern Woman"
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