get yourself a man (a man who can do both)

Meditate, Geralt’d said, it’s good for your health, he’d said.

But oh no, no, no. Jaskier can’t fucking stand it.  Alas, Jaskier wasn’t raised to be no bitch (that and Geralt had bet him that he wouldn’t be able to last more than ten minutes, smirking from where the bastard was knelt calmly on the floor, fists resting on his thighs in the perfect image of peace).  His roommate might be an incredibly sexy fireman but he’s an incredibly fiery dick.  Or, Geralt bets Jask can't meditate for ten minutes, only to have their apartment burn down by the end of the fiasco.