Ain't That A Kick In The Head

Following on from Our Mister Jobassa, failed Repopulator and former assassin Jacob struggles to feel at home on Firefly-class freighter The War Rig.If anyone’s wondering, this is a character swap fic:Furiosa = Browncoat , ship’s captain (smuggler), well-meaning ne’er-do-wellMax = recently retired Repopulator, newly married to his captain after absurdly long years of misunderstandingsJacob = failed Repopulator, reluctant assassin, successful honeypot, redeemed conman, Rig hijacker and would-be murderer-by-negligenceSlit = to know him is to love to hate him. Obnoxious mercenary with a not-so-well hidden soft spot or twoCheedo = sugar sweet blackthumb with a passion for pretty dresses and rolling in the hayToast = doctor, trans man, has perpetual stick up the ass, has finally succumbed to Cheedo’s persistent charmsDag = Toast’s disconcertingly weird sister, probably a genius and definitely psychic or somethingCapable = Furiosa’s second in command, stern faced badass, takes no shitNux = Capable’s toy boy hubby, goofball pilot, big softyShepherd Giddy = needs no introduction