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Summary
The point is that Luke’s been on a number of dates, and he’s been asked out and asked other people out in several different settings. None of them, however, have been quite as strange and, frankly, disgusting as the one he finds himself in while in the forest on a crisp, sunny day late in May.
In which Luke has a mishap thanks to Petunia and Calum is there to witness it.
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