adventures in kidnapping

“What…?” Eijirou breathes. The five year old sitting on Bakugou’s desk grins at them. “Hi!” The girl waves cheerfully. Another child pokes his head out from where he’s hiding in Bakugou’s jaket. “Dude...” Denki turns to Bakugou. “Where did you get the kids?” The little girl’s previously innocent grin sharpens into something vaguely off putting, though still adorable. “Katsu-nii kidnapped us for the day!” She tells them sweetly. “He promised us ice cream if we came with him.” “What?!” Eijirou splutters. “You can’t just steal kids off the street!” He yells at Bakugou, before whirling on the girl. “And you can’t just take promises of ice cream from strangers!” She pouts. “But he said we could get any toppings we wanted.” “That doesn't- oh my freaking god-” “Would you shut it?” Bakugou growls. “I didn’t fucking steal them. Little shits are my boyfriend's kids.” Everyone in the room freezes.“What?!” ===Or: katsuki does some semi-illegal babysitting, izuku is concerned, and hitoshi might commit an actual felony