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Summary
What are the chances that Santa Claus is real? What are the chances that he would catch Santa Claus fall off his roof, sprain his leg, and watch him talk to a fucking snow globe? There is no logical explanation. Neither logic or the laws of Physics apply to Santa's Workshop, after all.
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