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Summary
“Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi,” Anakin slurs, looking off to the side of his comm, “you’re my— you’re my only ho—” Then he leans over and vomits, and the message ends. “Charming,” Obi-Wan remarks, already regretting his decision to look at the recordings. Obi-Wan likes waking up early. Obi-Wan does not like waking up to 20 holo voicemails from an increasingly drunk Anakin. Today is... a mixed bag.
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