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Summary
Nolan, a mischievous Christmas Elf, pays Liam and Theo a visit on Christmas Eve. Parody of the classic poem, A Visit from St. Nicholas ('Twas the Night Before Christmas)'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the lairNot a creature was stirring, not even a were;Baubles and gifts, splayed beneath the cedar,Awaiting the dawn to bring joy their receiver;And Liam and Theo nestled all snug in their bed,While visions of PS5s danced in their heads;Gadgets and mystery boxes, subscriptions and media;Even Theo’s latest creation would soon be on Wikipedia;When out on the lawn a clamorous cackling came,Liam jolted awake, his fury already aflame; Away to the window he sprang with a roar,This intruder best leave or end up quite sore!Streetlights flickering off the pristine snowy grass,Bathed in a yellow glow that noisy jackass;That former fanatic, that perpetual pest!“Nolan, fuck off! We’re trying to rest;”...
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