[Podfic] Hair is Everything

JinxQuickfoot's story read aloud: It would have been better if it was a gun. Peter would have taken a nasty hit to the shoulder, but it would have been nothing that wouldn’t have healed within a few days, whereas the thick, black, tar-like substance coated Tony from the head downwards a second before Peter tackled him, already scrabbling to get the stuff off his mentor’s face before it set. The kid was the only reason Tony didn’t suffocate right there in front of the cameras, the Avengers, and Scrabbles the twenty-four-year-old cat.* After an attack on Tony leads to him having to shave his head and eyebrows, Natasha steps in to save the day.