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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

You've got to flash your tits, Granger!

by vixevilcat7

Teen F/M

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Summary

Hermione Granger, good girl, brainiac and all around bookworm, is tired of her goody two shoes image. She wants to live it up on the wild side for a while. She decides to join the coolest club at Hogwarts, the Magpies, headed by none other than Pansy Parkinson! There’s only one catch: Rule 1! “You can’t join the club until you pass Rule 1, Granger! I’m sorry! Rules are rules! If you want to join the Magpies, you’ve got to flash your tits at someone!” Parkinson declared. The only problem with THAT was the one person she would have dared to flash had already graduated and was making gaudy headlines of his own.

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