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Summary
Dear...Thirteen Colonies,The only reason I'm calling you by your name is because I haven't found a good alternate. You'll probably not even be the Thirteen Colonies by the time this whole shitshow is over. I heard from Tomato Bastard ( Which is Boss, but he likes tomatoes ) that you were out waging a war with Tea Bastard ( Your Boss, if I remember ). Anyways. Apparantly, Wine Bastard dragged Boss into fighting for you ( really another indicator that Boss should stop being friends with him ). All that aside, what else? Good luck on kicking Eyebrow's ass. I swear, no one likes him. Not so Sincerely, Fuck Off,The Better Half of ItalyOr rather, the continuous interaction between South Italy, the United States, and Morocco, through the years.
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