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Summary
As far as space pirate ships went, the Carte Blanche was deeply unsexy.There was nothing particularly appealing about the shape of the exterior. It was largely ovular, the least sexy of shapes, and between the standard, unpainted metal panels of the hull and the dull eggshell white of the interior cabins, the Carte Blanche was fairly puritanical for a ship in its specific universe.That was alright by the crew. Due to a clerical error, the entire crew of the Carte Blanche were betas. If you missed the parody part in the tags, this is a PARODY. a SATIRE. a big ol' JOKE. have fun. i'm celebrating one year of posting fics by returning to my roots: dumb crack used as comedic satire. hope you all enjoy!
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