A Rather Unusual Journey Through the Underworld

Me: let’s practice writing drabbles by having Wei Wuxian walk into a bar and meeting random people from different fandoms.Evil Voice in my head: but wouldn’t it be so much more fun if the drabbles were all connected and took place in the same universe?Me: that is not the purpose of this exercise!Evil Voice: you could set it in the Chinese Underworld during the years Wei Wuxian was dead.Me: *throws hands up in defeat*"Not my jurisdiction," the fourth god in a row said. "Here’s the paperwork to prove it."In which Wei Wuxian’s arrival causes a giant wave of nope in the Chinese Underworld and its bureaucratic apparatus decides to ask Discworld’s Death to be his minder instead.Fortunately for Wei Wuxian, it had also been no one’s job to inform Death that while Diyu’s eighteen circles of hell included many things, bars were generally not one of them.