what can wii do but win every time

'He goes first. The two dice spin rapidly. Over the years of playing alone at home, he has figured out exactly when the dice hit a six at the same time. He presses A. Double. He presses A again, bringing him to a total of eighteen spaces to move forward; eighteen spaces from which he can hear the agonized wails of frustration of Kirishima, Ashido and Kaminari. ‘Baku, go easy on us!’ cries Ashido. ‘We’ve barely started! Don’t crush us already!’He does not dignify such an inane statement with a response.'Or: the downsides of playing Wii Party with a man who takes it far too seriously.