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Summary
I am awake at 2:21 am because Sirius is playing rebel rebel on loop in the kitchenI think he’s making pancakes?im making waffles, heathenWith chocolate chips?of course, my darling remusi wouldn’t risk your wrath by leaving them outYou’re risking my wrath by telling me you’re making chocolate chip pancakes without me.oopswell, satan will defend meSatan will absolutely not side with you on this.satan serves my every whimI have to get up in three hours, turn down the music or satan won’t be able to save you
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