keep out of direct sunlight

He’s had a shit week but it’s almost entirely on him for catastrophizing so hard it turned him into a statue and killed all the logic circuits of his brain. Sakura knows Itachi. Really, truly knows him. Not in a ‘we finish each other’s sentences’ kind of way, but in a ‘we accidentally got onto the same radiowave and have been unable to switch channels ever since’ kind of way, so she's well aware that this has nothing to do with him being an inept Pureblood trapped in the non-magical world with zero coping skills, and everything to do with the fact that he’s missing out on the precious early days of the Winter semester and Shisui’s notes are dubious at best.(or, the one where Itachi decides to tackle the fact that Hogwarts' last renovation was around 1875 head-on, and Fugaku does his best to explain how genetics work to a portrait of a dead man.)