A Comprehensive Guide for Making All the Wrong Decisions

Thoughts spiral in his head. A part of him tells him to run back, he doesn’t have to do this, it’s not worth it-The other part of him that wants to fight says Fuck the government.He stands in front of the door, keys in hand, and takes a deep breath.There’s no going back once he opens it.The door unlocks, and he rushes in, wasting no time as he goes up to the printer and switches the book stamps to the ones of his essay. The Writer immediately runs to the side of the printer and pulls the lever. With bated breath he waits for the tell-tale sounds of rubber marching across fields of paper, as if filled with new purpose.The machine comes to life.===Say, have you ever heard of the Domino effect?Here’s a step by step guide for taking advantage of that phenomenon so your life ends up as a train-wreck!