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Summary
Boromir: tell me ur high as a kite without telling me ur high as a kite
Gandalf: Oh Boromir, I am not “high as a kite”.
Gandalf: I am the kite.
Aragorn: … Eru save us all
Gimli: *eru has left the chat*
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