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Summary
Sometimes, broken people are the best at repairing each other.
"The odds run like this: seventy-five percent he punches me, and in half of those scenarios he doesn't talk to me ever again. Ten percent he kisses me, ten he calls the police, and five percent unknowable. So, please, tell me your solution. Your obviously fool-proof solution. This coming, of course, from someone who, just yesterday, had sexual relations with a flight attendant in the airplane lavatory while the plane was in ascent."
"And I got a free Internet during the flight out of it, I was so good,"
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