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Summary
My grandmother's friend once yelled at her husband when he couldn't find the mustard for his sandwich because he didn't move the lettuce out of the way. It is now four generations later and my mother is teaching her kindergarten students to move the lettuce when they can't find the red crayon.God family is so fucking wild.
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