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Summary
Hobbits should not be allowed unattended in the kitchen at night. Especially with raspberry jelly. When Boromir finds them there and attempts to address the sticky situation, he discovers that Aragorn has been making some questionable bets and that certain hobbits have some questionable things in mind. No man/hobbit smut, although not for lack of trying on the hobbits' part.
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