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The Protagonist Makes Bad Decisions
by KernowekKaris
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Summary
As a general rule of logic, when one hears the phrase “yo Clara I dare to you go walk through the Heathbury faerie circle” it would do best to ignore itHowever at this moment ‘one’ is a sleep deprived student who completed their final exams mere hours prior, before getting drunk as fuck, it is 3am and the proposition came from your dreaded rival Lyrelle Wynmock the bitch.(Oh and also your girlfriend is out of town and she’s like 90% of your impulse control and you really really miss her.)And so our dear protagonist instead replies “omg yes that would so wild haha!!” MGIME except gay, gremlin witch who has no self preservation and is here to fuck Sauron upOr: Watch this dumb lesbian befriend all the people, be accidentally badass and manage her dreams of not living under late-stage capitalism
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