Eddie's Santa Aversion

It's not that Eddie believes in silly things like curses, or that he truly thinks that a man in a red suit is actually out to get him. Seriously. Eddie is far, far too good with his life to ever think anything as dumb as that. It's just that, the Santas, all of them, every time he sees one something unpleasant happens. He could be minding his business on a walk, doing his job, or even doing something as mundane as grocery shopping and there they are, waiting, watching his every move. Maybe Santa has it in for him after all...