Jade Wolfe and The Safest Place, My Ass

Jade Wolfe is absolutely ecstatic when a letter, addressed in green ink on yellowish paper with a familiar seal, finally arrives. Despite the Incident years ago, she's always dreamed of going to Hogwarts after her brother had told her all about it. What didn't show up in those dreams were the old "friends" she'd run into again. Or this incredibly famous kid who defeated the Dark Lord but didn't even know he was a wizard. Or that said kid would go after this mysterious stolen object, with all its consequences. Or the fact that it is much, much harder to find her lost brother than she'd anticipated, even with the help from an unexpected source...Also known as the one where I send my Hogwarts Mystery character to Hogwarts at the same time as the Golden Trio and see what the hell happens