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Summary
A moment passes by, the silence unfilled by April’s laugh, which is confusing to Hannah. Blair’s poems, while objectively terrible, are actually pretty funny. She’s still smiling to herself when April says, “What the hell did you just read me?”Hannah tucks her phone away after she shoots off a Great work!!! April didn’t like it. text. “A limerick. Blair sends them to me.”
“Blair sends you original poetry?”
“I wouldn’t call them ‘poetry,’ they’re just dirty limericks. But yeah, I guess.”April’s eyebrows have shot up. “She’s sent you multiple dirty limericks? How frequently does she do this?”Hannah shrugs. “A few times a week? I don’t really count them.”
“And do all of her limericks involve jokes about anal sex?”
“Only the best ones.”**Hannah B. and Blair’s relationship over the years, told mostly through text exchanges and bad limericks.
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