The One Where Stevie Bets the Motel

Patrick and Stevie are roommates, in the upstairs apartment of the motel. Patrick ran away from his now-ex fiancee and his hometown, and Stevie, claiming that she is "fairly neat, has her own TV, and is totally okay with the gay thing", invited him to move in."What gay thing?"______Twyla and David are roommates, staying at Twyla's ex-step-father's house, while he is in prison. A clean freak who is a chronically-unemployed chef, after losing his NYC restaurants and then quitting The Dude Cave after suffering the indignities of wearing a costume that accentuated his package, David is just trying to survive. Of course, Twyla works at Cafe Tropical.-----Alexis, girl boss that she is, works as a professor of public relations at Elmdale College. After her break up with Twyla ("they were on a break"), it was uncomfortable for awhile, but as her brother's roommate, they still hang out together a lot.-----Ted is a vegetarian veterinarian who uses animal puns.*Fic is complete. Will post on Wednesdays. Friends knowledge helps, but is not required. In which the author was an American teenager when Friends first aired, is a "40 year old woman" who is obsessed with Noah Reid.**