Interficiētur

Dipper Pines prefers not to seek out danger anymore. Sure, he'll exorcise a demon or two if you need it, but ever since they dealt with Bill, he'd really had enough of it. As the summer draws to a close, though, Grunkle Stan say that his brother, now a Professor at Washington University, wants his help with something. The Author, as Dipper would always think of him, had not asked for Dipper's help for a long time. In fact, he'd kept his distance. So Dipper didn't really have a good feeling about this. It didn't help that Stan asked him to keep it from Mabel. Old habits die hard, or never really die at all, and Dipper can't resist going. It can't be that bad, right?