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Summary
“Being a sentient can opener is a nightmare. Wish I didn’t have a brain. I could just dance in the ocean. Sting bitches I don’t like.” “You are the weirdest person I know, and Professor Hojo is my father.” “I make you feel normal. We all need that.”
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