Boys Night (Science Edition)

“So,” says Zedaph, several beers down and a little bleary-eyed with it. It’s two in the afternoon, but science waits for no man – science, in this case, being an experiment to answer the vitally important question of which of these many extremely cheap beers taste the worst. Anything counts as science if you write it down, and Zedaph’s got a book and everything. His handwriting had deteriorated significantly between beer two and beer five, admittedly, but it’s fine. “Tango. If you don’t mind me asking– what are you?”(Zedaph attempts to get to the bottom of the mystery that is Tango Of The Tek Variety. It goes about as well as you'd expect.)