i been tryin’ real hard to impress you, but it’s not an issue now

"You're kidding." The woman says. She's a bitch, one of the fuckers who can't tell the difference between a well-made potion and something from a fucking scammer stand at a festival. There's a lot of these “customers,” Tommy knows. He's dealt with three so far. And he’s only had five customers today. Fuck."You're like ten, and this is the single worse healing potion I've ever seen." She's holding a harming potion, but Tommy doesn't correct her. People tend to get mad if he does. So he sits and watches as she shakes the "healing pot" and watches it swirl. He wonders if she even notices the shimmer of enchantment around the bottle. It's a sealing enchantment, meant to keep the bottle from breaking easily. Most sellers don't bother, but fuck Tommy for wanting his customers to stay safe. —Or, 12 yr old tommyinnit potion seller that no one takes seriously.. until two people walk through his shop and one almost breaks his door.