A Boyfriend For Kaneki

"Imagine an au where kaneki is sitting on public transit and a big guy (coughYAMORIcough) comes up to him and tries to sit next to him and flirt and Kaneki is panicking until he sees a man dressed louder than a siren approach them with a wide smile. The man is Tsukiyama and he thanks Kaneki for saving his seat and when asked who he is by the big guy, he replies that he’s Kaneki’s boyfriend. The guy goes away and Kaneki thanks Tsukiyama who says it’s no big deal. During the ride, Kaneki stares out the window until he feels Tsukiyama tap him and then promptly try to start a conversation bc the dude is staring at them and he’s supposed to be his bf and all. The two talk a lot and find common interests in a lot of things and then they exchange numbers, date, fall in love, have babies and die happily."