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Summary
"I should have been warned about this sort of thing before I moved in, you know. 'Prospective applicants should be aware that the successful candidate will be required to relinquish all agency in their television viewing, and be prepared at all times to take the place of household furniture, whenever they are found to be more suitable than the perfectly good, if messy, bed already in the possession of the advertiser.'"
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