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Summary
Prompt: Charlie and David get sick of posing for photos on the red carpet at the Baftas and decide the most off-putting thing would be for them to make out. This has the opposite effect. Yes, it is just wish fulfilment. Tuxes! Kissing! Public displays of affection!
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