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Summary
Anakin, moving sluggishly slow, grabbed the device and began to write, glaring at Obi-Wan from over the screen as if his miserable condition was somehow his fault. When he was done, he handed the datapad over.It read, “This is torture. Talking is my favorite thing to do and now it’s been barbarically ripped away from me. How am I supposed to bother you now? I fear my existence has lost all its meaning. I might fall into an existential crisis like one of those droids that can’t complete its main programming objective.” (Or Anakin gets laryngitis and loses his voice so Obi-Wan has to take care of him.)
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