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Wastefulness and self-indulgence have never come easy to Edward. Selfishness wasn’t etched into his bones like he thinks it was for some people. He never thought he would fit in with a posh crowd. And then he met Stede, and, well. Everything that happened, happened. He tries not to think about the worst of it unless he needs motivation to kill someone. Stede taught him a lot of things in their short-lived courting of each other. Vulnerability, love, heartbreak. Most importantly, he taught him etiquette. He gave him a new, and ultimately useful skill set. Spying on posh hobnobs is a great way to gain intel on current events.At least, that’s what he tells his crew before he sneaks off to fondle fine fabrics.  Even after Ed becomes Blackbeard again, he continues to sneak into fancy parties under the alias of Jeff the accountant. What happens when a certain pirate raids the same party Jeff is currently at, searching for information on Edward Teach?