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Summary
“You need to call me something nice.”
Geralt considers for a moment, then says, “Blue jay.”
“Oh.” Jaskier’s cheeks turn a bit pink. “I like that. Blue jays are lovely birds.”
“They’re noisy as shit,” Geralt tells him. “And they destroy other birds’ nests and eat their young.”
“You’re really not understanding the assignment, witcher.”
While pretending to be a couple to infiltrate a murderous noblewoman's house party, Geralt and Jaskier struggle to make their ruse convincing. Jaskier's solution: the most ridiculous pet names he can think of.
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