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Summary
Meme ficlet, archived off Tumblr; unbeta'ed and un-Britpicked.
lux-obscura requested: Who's better at Cluedo -- one, four, five or eight?
1. Moriarty
4. Irene
5. Lestrade
8. Donovan
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