The Tattered Theater

Dear Reader,Before you click back on this fic faster than a link to a Rick Astley song, you should probably know why. This fic describes the Baudelaire children's precarious tenure at the Old Vaudeville Family Destination, now better known as Muppet Theater. I can think of no reason to read a fic dealing with such unpleasant matters as electrical rewiring, an overflowing music catalog, entirely too many occurrences of a certain three-letter initialism (and references to an organization using said initialism), and the use of a cannon. I have sworn to research this story, and to document it as best I can; you, who have made no such oath, may find more pleasant uses of your time, such as going to the dentist or watching paint dry.With all due respect,Lemony Snicket---On the run from the law and Count Olaf, the Baudelaires join the crew of The Muppet Show. It turns out better than expected.