Wasteland, Baby!

“God I hate this color.”“I’ve honestly forgotten what other colors look like.”“You want to have a trauma competition? Is that it? ‘Woe is me, I’ve been stranded on an alien planet for two decades!’ No one cares, Dumbledore.”“That is nowhere near- tell me that’s not your imitation of my voice.”“It is not an imitation of your voice.”“Good.”“It is me, using my genius brain, which you lack by the way-”“Literal fucking neurosurgeon!”“-to create a direct replica of what you sound like. Which is, in my professional and always accurate opinion, a whiny bitch.”orIn which a freak accident (or, more likely, Tony messing with shit he shouldn’t be), leaves one Tony Stark stranded on an alien planet, fighting to survive. But he’s not quite alone.