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Summary
This was how Dean spent every Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday afternoon. He would enter the local pet shop with every intention of asking the cute cashier out, but he could never muster up the courage. Dean roughly estimates that over the last three months he’s spent $180 on dog food for a dog he doesn’t have.
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