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Summary

Blame Spotify for this filk. The same with Witcherman, if you want to sing it please show me! If you have any suggestions, please feel free to poke me about wording! I spent two days on this shit, and it was finished with the invaluable assistance of my beloved Bee. They had lovely suggestions.

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