romeo and ghouliet

Why does she do this? Lady Noire is always doing this. She’s always doing the jumpscare, always staring at him with wide, neon eyes and a devilish smile, like her plan in her life is to get him to an early grave. Knowing his Kitty, that’s absolutely what her plans are when she’s smiling at him a touch too wide, a touch too sharply, a touch too interested in his screams. “Why are you doing this to me?” Adrien calls out from his side of the couch, absolutely not hyperventilating.“Why did that scare you? I’m literally here every day! What, you want me to send you a warning through email? Send a pigeon first?”“No. Maybe. I just… thought you weren’t going to be here today,” he tries, bluffing, terrified out of his mind. “Why exactly are you here?”“It’s Halloween tonight, Sunshine! And you are watching scary movies with me!”