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South Park

A South Park Christmas

by JoyHeart

ao3:428607 · 7,811 words

Teen Major Character Death F/M

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Summary

Cartman was running an energy drink business with Kenny this holiday season. Sadly Kenny died in an untimely manner, as he often does, and left Cartman with no choice but to blackmail Kyle into helping him produce the drinks and balance his budget until Kenny gets back. However, between the energy drinks making all the kindergarteners in town addicted to its sugary goodness and forcing Kyle into working long hours for no pay, Cartman seems to have been wearing his soul a little thin. So on Christmas Eve before he can at last receive the I-Pod Touch he had been longing for, he will be visited by three spirits who will try to convince him to right his wrongs and save his soul from the fate of purgatory. And within this journey of redemption, Cartman might just find some Candy he long thought had gone stale. ... that sounds grosser than it is.

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