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Summary
I apologise for the title, the pairing, the premise, and the whole fact that this fic exists. Blame Poet. She dared me, and when it comes to fanfiction, I haven't refused a dare yet. Gimli/Aragorn (are ya disturbed yet? are ya? are ya?) - this is what you get when I only have a few lonely plotbunnies to write.
Dedicated to Posie and Hope and Mary and everyone.
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