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Summary
ANYA: There is a Santa Claus. Been around since, like, the 1500s. He wasn't always called Santa, but you know, Christmas night, flying reindeer, coming down the chimney—all true. He doesn't traditionally bring presents so much as, you know, disembowel children, but otherwise… - The Body
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