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Summary
“Your football is beautiful,” David tells Leo one day, because a) that’s as true as anything can be and b) he figures Leo is so in love with football that the first step to Operation Get Into Leo’s Pants should be talking about football.Or: 4 times David Villa tries to seduce Leo Messi (+1 time he really succeeds)
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