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Summary
HI IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET THIS SHIT DONE BEFORE CHRISTMAS I SWEAR ILL UPDATE MY MAIN FIC SOON LMAOANYWAYS UH i grew up christian but im not rlly now so i dont actually know how anything christmassy works (like how much christmas trees cost or christmas movies that arent intended for 6 year olds) so if i made any mistakes on that end im sorry i dont know why i wanted to write smth for christmas despite it being like, my least favorite holiday. i did anyways! also len throwing christmas ornaments at a kid was my favorite partthis fic is relatively short, and im posting all the chapters at the same time lmao maybe ill do smth for new years (;
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